The question everyone wonders…

Sometime around 1362, A group of sixteen Scotsmen picked up sticks, and began hitting each other. There was nothing new about the hitting, but this time it was slightly different. There were rules.

This sport, or Whockey, is a perfect example of the Scotsman’s fondness for hitting his compatriots with sticks, rocks, and the occasional sheep.

In 1997, a local farmer was tilling his fields, when he hit a rock. This rock was the first Whockey rulebook. When the news reached England, it proved what the British had always thought: that the Scottish were just Vikings with kilts.

Scientists discovered that over the course of time, Whockey has sort of evolved.

In 1389, the Whockey Sticks were given a regulation size.

In 1395, a rock was introduced to the sport, as a long ranged method of scoring.

In 1492, Columbus discovered America. This may not seem pertinent to the story, but Columbus was an avid Whockey player, and had several titles to the sport.

Eventually, Whockey evolved into two seperate sports. The gentlemanly sport of golf was one. The other, invented by the bloodthirsty Canadians, was Hockey: the most violent sport in the world.

For those who don’t know, IceWeasel is the name FireFox is packaged under for a version of Linux (because FireFox is a registered trademark, and for some reason the makers of the Linux version got all snooty about that).

For the peron who hasn’t heard of FireFox (*GASP*), it is a web-browser that workes so much better, and is less buggy, and more secure than Internet Exploder. FireFox is free too.

That thing in the background is a tank designed by Da’Vinci himself.

LON, say it out loud…